cannibal-mike:

am i the only one who doesn’t hate larry? yeah it was weird how they asked piper for her blessing, but honestly piper did a lot more fuck up shit than the other way around

team larry all the way. i think that the show benefits from as many un-incarcerated/prison staff as possible because it helps extend and complicate the plot. besides larry is just a victim of a person who really doesn’t know what he wants, he’s not a wimp or anything like that

cannibal-mike:

am i the only one who doesn’t hate larry? yeah it was weird how they asked piper for her blessing, but honestly piper did a lot more fuck up shit than the other way around

team larry all the way. i think that the show benefits from as many un-incarcerated/prison staff as possible because it helps extend and complicate the plot. besides larry is just a victim of a person who really doesn’t know what he wants, he’s not a wimp or anything like that

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littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD
AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY
THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES
GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES
they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???
I FUCKIGN QUIT


do you not remember the original commercials where the hamsters were dudes who looked fat then they worked out and got abs and muscles and pompadours? lol it was the same amount of   ridiculousness.

littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD

AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY

THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES

GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES

they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???

I FUCKIGN QUIT

do you not remember the original commercials where the hamsters were dudes who looked fat then they worked out and got abs and muscles and pompadours? lol it was the same amount of ridiculousness.

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the-uncensored-she:

the-goddamazon:

Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.
Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

 James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.


i sympathize with the notion you two are talking about, but he’s asking those questions because she just released anaconda, a song where the chorus repeats sir mixalot saying if you don’t have a good enough ass i don’t want to be with you. it’s all about ass. shes’s obviously in on the joke. she and franco are both being extremely funny in this segment. go watch the video!
the-uncensored-she:

the-goddamazon:

Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.
Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

 James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.


i sympathize with the notion you two are talking about, but he’s asking those questions because she just released anaconda, a song where the chorus repeats sir mixalot saying if you don’t have a good enough ass i don’t want to be with you. it’s all about ass. shes’s obviously in on the joke. she and franco are both being extremely funny in this segment. go watch the video!
the-uncensored-she:

the-goddamazon:

Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.
Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

 James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.


i sympathize with the notion you two are talking about, but he’s asking those questions because she just released anaconda, a song where the chorus repeats sir mixalot saying if you don’t have a good enough ass i don’t want to be with you. it’s all about ass. shes’s obviously in on the joke. she and franco are both being extremely funny in this segment. go watch the video!
the-uncensored-she:

the-goddamazon:

Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.
Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

 James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.


i sympathize with the notion you two are talking about, but he’s asking those questions because she just released anaconda, a song where the chorus repeats sir mixalot saying if you don’t have a good enough ass i don’t want to be with you. it’s all about ass. shes’s obviously in on the joke. she and franco are both being extremely funny in this segment. go watch the video!

the-uncensored-she:

the-goddamazon:

Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.

Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.

James Franco is a piece of shit. Because the only “value” or “talent” a Black woman could ever possess is her body or her ass, am I right? Fuck Franco and people who spout the same shit.

i sympathize with the notion you two are talking about, but he’s asking those questions because she just released anaconda, a song where the chorus repeats sir mixalot saying if you don’t have a good enough ass i don’t want to be with you. it’s all about ass. shes’s obviously in on the joke. she and franco are both being extremely funny in this segment. go watch the video!

(Source: beyonseh, via the-calico)

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

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